This post has nothing to do with the Islanders, the Rangers or hockey in general. However, I found it worth mentioning because it does have to do with me destroying Zach in fantasy football last week.
That's me, Favre Dollar Footlong, putting a beatdown on Zach's Squirting Arians. Prior to this game, we were both in first place in our respective divisions. Now, thanks to the strong efforts of Eli Manning and Felix Jones, I am at the top of our league. All bow to Favre Dollar Footlong!
First place. Just like the Jets. Just like the Islanders. Feels pretty good.